9/25, 2019

Every year around the end of September I like to reminisce. 21 years in America now. Most days I wish I was dead… well.

What do we have here. Some talismans… mementos. 10 years ago I did finish college… got a BBA. we have a reunion coming up but I don’t think I’m going. I will always hate the University of Michigan because they let me drink too much, and didn’t give me any pussy. I hear you’re supposed to get laid a lot in college if nothing else. Well I didn’t. So fuck you. School sucks. So, I don’t remember much, but I do remember scallops wrapped in bacon. That was nice.

Also, I did go to the IRA regatta. We had a nice boat. A few good, strong boys, who weren’t drinking too much yet… hehe… and a little coxswain. 16th place at Nationals… beat a Harvard boat. Not bad.

Look at that Delta pin. That I got on the flight over from Russia to America, 1998. Something I’ll try to hold on to forever.

Metal AA “chip” in memory of some conference. I did get some pussy in AA so it’s not all bad, but they really haven’t cured my alcoholism… yet. Doubt that’s ever really gonna happen.

Macromedia Certified Professional! I got that one when I was like 14. I was smart motherfucker in those days. Now I just drink beer and feel sorry for myself.