law, life, money, school, solitude, value

I’ll never be a proud Wolverine

Why?

Because they fucked me up. that’s why.

Time to open this one up to the Public, I guess…

I mean, I don’t know. honestly, maybe it really was JUST ME. I hope someone does statistical analysis on how many of their graduates are Fuck ups.

But my experience…. tells me they got serious issues. Serious, serious fucking issues.

A. they did not give me any pussy in college. I am not fucking joking. I didn’t get ANY pussy in college. ANY pussy.

2. they were negligent and turned me into an alcoholic. Or, perhaps allowed me to turn myself into an alcoholic, by their inaction, which is Negligence, I believe. Apparently, this great land America does not Provide laws… or remedies for addressing this issue. This should change, in my humble opinion.

and C. They do not understand the difference between Public and MONEY. really. They do not know the difference between Public and MONEY. the university of fucking Michigan. they really do not understand.

See, THEY ask for money all the time. All the fucking time. and they think this is Fine. Just donate. We need money to make more alcoholics here in Ann arbor. Giving Blueday, and so on.

Once I asked them for money. and what do they do? They send a Public Safety detective out here, to my house… my parents’ house. Fucking Unbelievable. Wow. You’re really something, aren’t you?

You know when it would be a good time to protect Public safety? If you ARE serious about protecting PUBLIC safety. When kids are blacking out (From drinking) first semester freshman year. when I was fucking 17. ya. that happened a lot. THAT would be the time to protect PUBLIC SAFETY.

At least be honest, and change the fucking logo on your fucking detective card. Just make it say MONEY safety. We’re PROTECTING MONEY HERE. You dumb pieces of shit. You idiots.

Just be honest, for fuck’s sake.

Because I got my fucking degree. I got my fucking 3.0 gpa. Im unemployed (and some people say unemployable), I got no family of my own, I drink Booze almost daily. I’m fucking 35. and I owe it all to the University of Michigan. This is why my idiot parents dragged me to America.

BECAUSE THE SCHOOLS ARE GOOD!!!

Mark Lanier is probably a guy I want to meet… someday.

Anyway, the point here, tonight is I’m finally publishing a letter that I wrote to the Lanier law firm. I understand they do good work in Texas and elsewhere, for consumers, and I thought this would be something they might be interested in pursuing. I didn’t get any money….. but, thank God, by some miracle, soon after I contacted them, we got Covid. Thank God. Hopefully that got people thinking, but I don’t know.

People are pretty fucking dense these days.

You need to start by first understanding that PEOPLE and MONEY aren’t the same thing. These are NOT the same thing, you fucking idiots.

If anyone employed by the U of m or in the legal profession, who wants to argue, disagree with anything I say, feel free to contact me. My email isn’t hard to find, I’m sure.

I’d love to see where I am wrong, but I still haven’t seen a good argument against me. Some times I do actually try to argue against myself, and I do have to concede that booze kind of helped me to not Kill myself during college. They say it’s a depressant… but that’s not my experience. it kind of makes me happy, even though I’m probably not getting the best GPA I could get. other than that, here are the facts….. as I see them.

Sept. 2019 –

I keep looking for someone to help me sue the University of Michigan for allowing me to become an alcoholic during college.

I feel strongly that the university should be held accountable but somehow no one yet seems to agree.

I’m a 31 yr old unemployed male. I usually live with my parents, thank god, instead of the street. I did a lot of drinking in college. I approached a few local Michigan lawyers about trying to sue the University of Michigan for negligence in allowing me to turn into an alcoholic from a National Merit finalist as a result of my college “education” because I truly feel that I should have a strong case. 

I got some responses about the college having “government immunity” although I know there are obviously lawsuits against state universities that have been won, and also about the statute of limitations, but if the issue concerns something that affects me for the rest of my life, shouldn’t there be some reasonable exception to the statute? I just feel like they should have done more. I should have been given more education, more real chances to NOT annihilate all those brain cells during my 4 years at college when I should have been bettering myself. I feel very strongly about this, but the lawyers I’ve talked to so far seem to disagree.

Here are my ideas and I look forward to hearing your response.

My name is Dmitry Dyatlov. I moved to the US and Michigan in 1998 with my family, from Russia, when I was 10. My parents and I worked very, very hard because we believed that getting a good education in the United States would help my younger brother Nikita and I, have a good future.


I was a good student in High School. I graduated from the International Academy in Bloomfield Hills in 2005, with a 3.8 GPA. This school is known for it’s rigorous IB curriculum. I was also a “National Merit Finalist” which means that I was in the top one percent of college-bound students in the state that year, based on my PSAT results, and my overall high school performance.
I attended the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, and graduated in 2009 with a degree in Business. Unfortunately, I developed alcoholism while I was a student. My history of alcohol abuse is well documented, as I have already been in inpatient treatment twice, once in 2012 in Pennsylvania, and at the Eastwood Clinic here in Warren, in the fall of (2015).
My freshman year roommate, Mark Murphy can testify that as early as freshman year of college, I was carried into my dorm room by strangers, as I was passed out from drinking.

I have been unable to find a decent job in about 8 years or so.

Have you tried cases like this before, or do you know of any similar cases that were successful?

Of course, I recognize my responsibility in making bad choices when I was 17, but shouldn’t there be some Burden on the School to keep good kids from messing themselves up while in College? After all, what is the purpose of an Education? I am no expert in the law, but from my limited knowledge, NEGLIGENCE seems to be the appropriate legal concept. Their Negligence defeats the purpose of the Education they say they are trying to provide.

Please, let me know if you believe that this is something that we can pursue, or if you need additional details.

I’ll also add that I emailed the “board” of the university a couple of years ago asking for money directly because I thought that was the right thing to do, even though I couldn’t find a lawyer. Instead of providing a decent response they actually sent out a “public safety” detective to my home! I thought that was very, very strange and ironic. Where was all this concern about Public safety when I was blacking out from drinking my first semester freshman year???? I wasn’t even threatening anyone. I just asked them for money. They have lots of money, and they definitely didn’t give me a good education, they didn’t make me a better person, or anything like that. College, overall, was a horrible experience.

As far as I know, they have security cameras in the dorms, but it seems no one bothers to lift a finger about passed out freshmen like myself in 2005 who get carried into the dorms after nights of rigorous drinking. What a great way to “educate” people, huh??

The End.

Last updated 6 – 28. 2023.

advice, charity, communication, life, money, school, value, work

Poverty Solutions

as many of you know…. I am a University of Michigan graduate. I guess I’m pretty smart, but there were definitely classes I struggled with in Ann Arbor, so I guess I’m not as brilliant as I thought I was.

I like to check in once in a while, with my alma mater. I once asked for a million dollars (True story), and they sent a detective out here. They don’t just give out money, I guess… there’s always hoops to jump through.

Now, I haven’t actually reached out to this POVERTY SOLUTIONS group. It looks like it may just be one guy coloring excel sheets or something, but I really think the Name is a little uh…. ill-fitting, I want to say. Like everything around here, in America. lots of HOPE… not much substance.

No, Mr. Luke does have a large staff, actually. Data, data, data. STRATEGIC PROJECTS. They have a Communications Specialist and also a Senior Communications Specialist. Wow. and they’re all SOLVING POVERTY.

See, for me, being an alcoholic, homelessness became a real possibility after graduation. if it weren’t for the codependent Mom, I probably would be on the street somewhere. I wonder how many homeless University of Michigan graduates there are. I bet the Poverty Solutions director knows. I am real curious.

So. I don’t know. maybe I should reach out to them. I am just trying to imagine how that Conversation might go. He might tell me to go SEE SOMEONE (like a therapist). that’s what the Detective said when she arrived here. And I did. I saw lots of therapists. probably close to a dozen. they haven’t even gotten me sober yet.

or, maybe. GET A JOB. JUST GET A FUCKING JOB SOMEWHERE.

No, no no no no. See, that would be ME doing stuff. Everyone and their Cat tells me to get a job. That’s not very original. See, you’re the guy with the POVERTY SOLUTIONS. so Solve my Poverty!!!

How about this, how about you tell me how I can get my very Own Poverty Solutions bullshit budget, and I bet that would solve some problems. for me.

Well? How about it? Where do I sign up?

poverty.umich.edu